meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

(via 19ninety1)

ju-ke:

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

(Source: neptunain, via dumble-d-o-r-e)

nintendoggystyle:

shawty got low low low low low low low (self esteem)

(via dumble-d-o-r-e)

bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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(Source: precumming, via justafewgraymoments)

heckstasy:

How to Have Sex:

  • spin around
  • S TOP
  • double take tHREE TIMES
  • 1
  • 2
  • PELVICC TTTHHRRUSUUSTT
  • WOOOOOO WOOOOO
  • stop on ur right foot DON TF OREGT IT
  • BRING IT ARROUUNNNDD TOWN BRING IT AROUNNNDDDD TOOOWWWWNNNNNN

(via prescribed-bullets)